When it comes to diet and fitness, it appears the old fashioned options make people nervous. While I can announce I’m following the latest celebrity diet and get polite interest in response (after all, how can you go wrong following the directions of genetically-freakish neurotic stick insects who have embraced size zero as a concept), every time I mention I have taken up running people tend to respond with shock and admonishments. Never mind that I am following a conservative program, the Couch to 5k , so called because it aims to get you from being a non-exerciser (that’s the couch) to running 5 kilometres comfortably in nine weeks of training. Never mind that I am an unfit cow who could clearly benefit from getting up off her fat ass. Never mind that I can see the results in my fitness, shape and heart rate after a few months. Never mind that it appears to be working and I enjoy it. It won’t work, they tell me. Jogging is too hard. It’s strenuous and bad for my joints, they wail...
When it comes to diet and fitness, it seems that people don’t think the oldies are the goodies. It’s weird. If I announce I am following the latest celebrity diet, everyone is interested. After all, how what can go wrong when you follow the advice of people who believe in size zero and Scientology? But when I mention I’ve taken up running people respond with horror. It won’t work, they tell me. Jogging is too hard. It’s bad for my joints, they wail. I’m doing the Couch to 5k, a beginner-friendly plan designed to get you to running 5 kilometers without tears, injuries or requiring illegal steroid injections twice a week from someone called Big Boxing Bob. I can see the results and I’m enjoying it. But people insist on worrying about my knees. Won’t someone please think of my knees? From the stories I have heard, a small but significant proportion of the population has explosives in their patella. Much like the bus in Speed, they’re fine at a walk. But i...
In May 2024, Bruce Springsteen played Cork - and I had a front row view. Because I infiltrated the Spring-nuts. Seeing Bruce Springsteen and the E Street band has been on my wish list for decades. When a friend told me about the fan-administered queueing system developed by the Spring-nuts I knew I had to see it in action. The venue, Pairc Ui Chaoimh, is five minutes walk from my house so this information turned what should have been a 4 hour gig, with 3 hours of music, into a multiday epic with 10 hours standing on the day. I regret nothing. This was my week running with the Spring-Nuts. ** Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band are playing in Cork I am on the rail, front and centre at the Cork's Burce Springsteen show, and everyone around me is completely losing their minds. There is a woman behind me hysterically screaming "Bruce, Bruce Bruce" like she's having the best time of her life with three guys called Bruce. Nearby a woman waves a life-size cardboard cut-...
you irish people and your love of zorbing i dunno man i just dunno
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